Current status: Establishing secure uplink to Gary's basement.
(Gary detected your unauthorized ping. Wipe your digital shoes before accessing the network.)
S.T.U.N.
Support Ticket of Utter Nonsense
Access the deep archive of the most mind-numbing IT support tickets. Submit your own encounters with user stupidity for judgment.
[ ACCESS ARCHIVE ]G.A.R.E.
Gary's Automated Response Engine
Generate deeply passive-aggressive, corporate-approved rejections for your incompetent colleagues. Powered by Gary's Neural Net.
[ INITIATE ENGINE ]Gary's Authorized Terminals
Verify the existence of the outside world:
[ ISTHEREINTERNET.COM ]Let the system judge your RAM usage:
[ ISMYCOMPUTERFAST.COM ]Face the mechanical demons of Tray 2:
[ ISTHEPRINTERBROKEN.COM ]Consult the machine built to avoid you:
[ HAVEYOUASKEDTHEAI.COM ]Enter the endless void of IT bureaucracy:
[ HAVEYOUOPENEDATICKET.COM ]Analyze your catastrophic calendar choices:
[ SHOULDTHISHAVEBEENANEMAIL.COM ]Expand the network.
Let the world know.